Raksha Bandhan : Valentine Breaker.

Jus for Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Preamble

" All Indians are my brother & sisters" * Condtions Apply pre 6/8

* Except beautiful gals.

Raksha Bandhan !!!!!!!!

This very name of this function sends a chill down the spine for a lots of self proclamied shahrukh's & Hrithiks. The dreaded fact that these wanna be kannan's are made annan's just by tying a thread around their wrist on this day. This occasion .aka. weapon for gals who can get rid of BJP's * by tying a rakhi traces it roots to North Indies. There has been umpteen stories floating around about the origin of this occasion, starting from Jahnsi Rani tying a knot to some one and one similar story from mahabharat and more a more authentic incident involving Indirani (Lord Indira's legal figure). What ever it is, its a way where good looking gals protect themselves from all Jack A$$'s & Vice Versa






Points to be Noted :

Boys

If you suspect any of your figures are planning to tie the rakhi. Try the following.
- act as if your hands are fractured and put a pad.
-dont come out of the house.
- buy some rakhi on your own and make those sisters of Idiamin to tie it, for your own safety.

Gals

Find the leader of BJP and tie the rakhi and say " I wish i get a brother like you in all 7 jenmams" and thereby putting a stop to any faintest of hopes.

To Find out who is the best Annan of all. Please participate in the poll on the right of your screen and vote for the Annnadhi annan
Keep Rakhiiing.......

Name Change!!!

Recently UTI bank changed its name to Axis bank and claim that they havent changed except the name. Here are few instances where the name is changed but the result is same

1. Past : T.Rajendar
Now: Vijay. T.rajendar
Result : only name changed, but he and his movies are still crap.

2. Past : World Cup 2003
Now : World Cup 2007
Result : Only years changed, that Indian Team came back with the same laddu

More such thoughts are welcome.

to be contd...

MunnaBehindBarS

After Dr. Haneef's hoopla all our Television channels have shifted their focus to our very own Munna story. Surprisingly many people from different walks of life are supporting this person who claims that he got the State of art weapons for self defence. I am sure almost 90% of our police men would have never seen such sophisticated weapons in their entire life. Ironically they were given this great Pistol which fires once in a blue moon correctly, to save ppls life and their own life.

Just want all those shameless news channels to stop broadcasting what munna eating, driking,wearing,excreating in jail and concentrate on some other useful news. Kudos to judiciary for giving this landmark verdict considering the amount of hype and publicity this case created.