Thursday, September 6, 2007

Singapore Grand Prix - First Look!!!

Fellow F1 Fans,

Here is the first look of singapore street Cirtuit for F1 from next year. Simply Stunning.




Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Enaku Thayriyadhu!!!

Wanna lose your job. Try any one of these words!!!

I dont know!
I cant!
What can we do?
It's not my job!!!
It's impossible.
I'm having lunch!!!
There is no money!!!
I was away sick/Vacation!!!

Confused !!!!!

Read this.

Shldnt we enforce this same idea in our place tooo!!!!

Jai Hind!!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Raksha Bandhan : Valentine Breaker.

Jus for Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Preamble

" All Indians are my brother & sisters" * Condtions Apply pre 6/8

* Except beautiful gals.

Raksha Bandhan !!!!!!!!

This very name of this function sends a chill down the spine for a lots of self proclamied shahrukh's & Hrithiks. The dreaded fact that these wanna be kannan's are made annan's just by tying a thread around their wrist on this day. This occasion .aka. weapon for gals who can get rid of BJP's * by tying a rakhi traces it roots to North Indies. There has been umpteen stories floating around about the origin of this occasion, starting from Jahnsi Rani tying a knot to some one and one similar story from mahabharat and more a more authentic incident involving Indirani (Lord Indira's legal figure). What ever it is, its a way where good looking gals protect themselves from all Jack A$$'s & Vice Versa






Points to be Noted :

Boys

If you suspect any of your figures are planning to tie the rakhi. Try the following.
- act as if your hands are fractured and put a pad.
-dont come out of the house.
- buy some rakhi on your own and make those sisters of Idiamin to tie it, for your own safety.

Gals

Find the leader of BJP and tie the rakhi and say " I wish i get a brother like you in all 7 jenmams" and thereby putting a stop to any faintest of hopes.

To Find out who is the best Annan of all. Please participate in the poll on the right of your screen and vote for the Annnadhi annan
Keep Rakhiiing.......

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Name Change!!!

Recently UTI bank changed its name to Axis bank and claim that they havent changed except the name. Here are few instances where the name is changed but the result is same

1. Past : T.Rajendar
Now: Vijay. T.rajendar
Result : only name changed, but he and his movies are still crap.

2. Past : World Cup 2003
Now : World Cup 2007
Result : Only years changed, that Indian Team came back with the same laddu

More such thoughts are welcome.

to be contd...

Friday, August 3, 2007

MunnaBehindBarS


After Dr. Haneef's hoopla all our Television channels have shifted their focus to our very own Munna story. Surprisingly many people from different walks of life are supporting this person who claims that he got the State of art weapons for self defence. I am sure almost 90% of our police men would have never seen such sophisticated weapons in their entire life. Ironically they were given this great Pistol which fires once in a blue moon correctly, to save ppls life and their own life.


Just want all those shameless news channels to stop broadcasting what munna eating, driking,wearing,excreating in jail and concentrate on some other useful news. Kudos to judiciary for giving this landmark verdict considering the amount of hype and publicity this case created.




Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Strong Foundation with Shankar Cement




Today I did a dravid by occupying the crease for long time wihtout doing anything worthwhile. Yes, I am completing 4 years with my current employer today. So Many ppl to thank/remember this time. To Mention a few.

Ranjit, Kannan,Master,Venki,Perumal,Sriram,Mike,Suchi,sofi,ding,judy and the list goes on and on....

Keep Rocking....


Sunday, July 29, 2007

Weakest Week!!!

Last We(a)k was terrible to say the least. To quench my thirst i drank this, and ended up in bed with this.

Amidst all these i managed to see HP & POA Movie. Its isnt a kid movie and infinite times better than his and his movies.

Also I read this superb FivePointSomeone book by chetan bhagat. Amazing book. Ranjit I will give it to you. You will like it.

Thats it for now as i am still recovering from the hovac caused by S.Typhi.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Laaaaaaaaaaaaalu Tameel !!!!!

We asked one of our most intellectual colleague to write 'e' in tamil. Finally the person ended up in drawing a tortoise coil. Thanks a ton to that person who gives us infinte joy with her tamil talent. Nevertheless its a commendable effort by her by drawing all these pictures on our request. She also proved her tamil talent to us by uttering few green words related to canines.

Long live your Tameeeel Talent.

For people who wants to know all the symbols in that picture. Here they are

Tamil 'e' :- Ended up like a infinite spiral.
Tamil 'i' :- she drew this symbol instead of a 'ja'
Tamil 'a' :- for once its right.
Tamil 'i" :- looks very pale and cholerea affected ajith in his comback movie
Tamil 'A' :- seems like that 'A' is suffering from chickunguniya.
Tamil 'sa' :- Circuit is broken. so No current passes thru.
then we have symbols resembling ta, ma, du, re and 2 na's.
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Monday, July 9, 2007

SlashSupport Overtakes Sutherland

Happen to take this snap today at Nandanam Signal. Withnessed in live my present employer overtaking my previous employer.. So my decision to join Slash is right Ranjit :-)

Monday, July 2, 2007

Wait a Nimit(z)...

Brushing aside "Enga Area oola varadhae" slogans from the peechankai parties USS Nimitz is now anchored off the chennai port yesterday.




Some interesting features of this Floating Fortress.

Named after Admiral Chester W. Nimitz of pacific fleet.

- Length : 333 mts.
- height : 76 mts.
- Age : 32 years (infant when compared to our latest national air carriers age)
-Propulsion : 2 X westling house nuclear reactors.
- Top speed : 56 kmph / 30 knots.
- Range : unlimited.








Few Questions about Nimitz Visit!!!

1. Why did they come to chennai?

A. Official reason: cleaning marina beach and visiting orphanages.
True reason: Orru Suthi paaka...

2. Why there is a protest?

A. Fear of Radiation from the ship.

3. Who is staging the protest and why?

A. All peechankai parties are staging this protest for time pass and gain cheap publicity.

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Few things IT companies can take from USS nimitz.

Pros of having the office in oceans than in land.

1. No employee can leave the company without notice.
2. No poaching of man power by rival companies.
3. No Cab delays.
4. As the company as a whole travels around the world, onsite opportunity for all the employees is gaureenteed.
5. No need for HR Recruitment team on board.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Home Maker..

Our new home... No words to describe so no comments in this blog :-)


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Sema Bike, Sema Bike...

Bajaj Burkina Faso unit have come up with this new eco friendly bike.


Pros :

- No Petrol Tank.. You dont have to put petrol.
- Engine considered a burden so absent.
- Unlimited Mileage.
- Aerodynamic Design made of Burma thayku.
- Speed 100 kmph when the vehicle is kept on a moving train.

Cons:-

No Side Stand.
No Head light or Indicator Light.
No Number Plate.. Cushion Seat.
Experts say, this bike is goin to make waves in India soon and two wheeler giants like TVS , Hero Honda are already planning to copy the model..



Here , for all balusatishs' blog viewers. first exclusive pics of this great bike.
















Monday, June 18, 2007

Floored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanted last saturday to be unforgettable day but after watching the The Boss unfortunately it turned out be one forgetful day if not for the new dining table and a dhivan i bought for my new home.. Well coming back to the movie. I sacrified my sat sleep and got up early (9 am hehehehe) to take a loooooooooooooooong drive to koyambedu rohini from my place.

One of the first multiplexes to hit chennai during Kamaraj's rule Koyembedu rohini theatre now looks like mohini pisasu theatre.. back to movie 1st half of the movie shows how our 60 year old farex rajni wooes Shreya and her mindless parents. 2nd half tells how he takes revenge on Rayban Suman( Pava patta jenman)

after all the hype i was expecting a basha kind of movie but i ended up more like baba. Still i cannot come to a conclusion if its a bad movie or worst movie. Someone help me to choose between these three, Nutty's Review (or) His Review (or) Jayanth's Honest SMS (" Nayan Knocks out (Wow).. Shreya is all skin,barely clad.. Over-hyped plot falls flat. Thats Shivaji for you")

After lots of poova thalaya i decided to go with Jayanth's SMS.

Anyways Our thalaivar bowled me out with one punch line..

" Panninga dhaan Gumbala Varum ! Singam Single a dhaan varum" Kalakitta thala.

Will wait eagerly for your next flick.


Friday, June 15, 2007

Padatha Patha Summa Adhurdhulla!!!!!

Read this review from SIFY on our Thalaivar's Flick.. It Rocks...

For a Complete/Comprehensive/Comedy review keep looking for HIS blogu..

I am Going to watch thalaivar in action tomorrow :-)




Pudhu Computaruuuuuuuuuuuuuu

All,



Got a new Acer Aspire 3680 laptop yesterday...



Specs :

Intel Celeron M520 1.6Ghz, 512 MB DDR, 80 GB SATA, DVD Combo, 14" LCD Windows Vista Home..

All that for $ 399.99.


Check out the link here


Thanks a Ton to Perumal for getting this for me. You Rock..



Spl Thanks to Siva Slash, Anush and Peripa for shipping it and brining it home..

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Tharu Thala Schumacher....

Happy news to all thala fans. First Read this.



Amidst all the hype surrounding Rajni mania, our Varalaru nayagan/nayagi/or both got a big boost from FIA today... All his die-hard fans are wishing to see him one day like this.



Its been told that thala will drive the superfast Reva - 2009.


As a safety precaution thala will be driving at a speed of 250 km/py (per year) to ensure this shirt and pants didnt get any dirt after the race..


Thala will join the race directly in 9th position without any qualifying rounds as its his (lucky) number. Thala has promised that he will not overtake anyone in the race and wants to finish in that same 9th position only. All the teams are clearly instructed to slow d0wn the car while they approach thala's reva as any excessive vibration will make the thala's car like karakattakaran's car and there are no spare reva's available for thala.


Now, this new opportunity in his kitty, actors vijay , vikram are having a nimadhi payrumoochu as their stiff competition has finally gone away.
But for Alonso, Hamilton and others sleepless nights have already started.


Last but not the least, we all wish our GodFather for becoming Father(New Wonder of the world).

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Helmet Awareness - Divine Advice

Came across this interesting picture on helmet awareness. Here Ganesh Almighty advicing people to wear helmet.

Thanks Chandru for sharing this picture... :-)

Monday, June 11, 2007

Marriage Pics..

Want to jump into the blog godha by showing some of my frnds marriage pics . All the ilam kalaigal in this blog were once Varutha padadha valibargal (including me). Now every body is the target of chappathi stick from their wives.


This is me after my fundamental rights taken away.












This is sesh when he lost his August 15th on Jan 24th.










When makhaya murali joined our group..










Very Latest Entrant.











We BOSS wish our boss kannan a very very happy married life.



Fact: Work is Worship . Work is wife.

Vanga... Vandhu dhaan parunga...

Frankly, Strictly, Positively Speaking i aint not all that interested in having my own blog but after seeing all these below mentioned nalla oolangal having blogs of their own. I also wanted to jump into the godha of BOSS - Bloggers Of Slash Support.

So its my duty to thank all these nalla oolangals that moved me to start my own blog.

1. Praveen K - http://pravunplugged.blogspot.com - Not a Slash Supporter but one hardcore - (full time, i meant for all those doped minds) blogger.

2. Ranjit R - http://squarevision.blogspot.com - The person who is responsible for making me a slash supporter. A vivid photographic enthusiast and a silly g(old) man.

3. Mike Murali - http://unitedpixel.blogspot.com Pearl city pudhalvan. My Good Friend.

4. Sathish aka Nutty - http://wizardonwire.blogspot.com Jumbo sized linux penguine.

and many more like Evergreen Annan perumal (no blog for him ) coz he dont know there is one such thing in the internet. English Anchi, Muttai Jayanth etc....

Last but not the least i dedicate (periya sadhanai) this blog to the person who did the unthinkable by marrying me ..

Next meet panraen...