Monday, July 2, 2007

Wait a Nimit(z)...

Brushing aside "Enga Area oola varadhae" slogans from the peechankai parties USS Nimitz is now anchored off the chennai port yesterday.




Some interesting features of this Floating Fortress.

Named after Admiral Chester W. Nimitz of pacific fleet.

- Length : 333 mts.
- height : 76 mts.
- Age : 32 years (infant when compared to our latest national air carriers age)
-Propulsion : 2 X westling house nuclear reactors.
- Top speed : 56 kmph / 30 knots.
- Range : unlimited.








Few Questions about Nimitz Visit!!!

1. Why did they come to chennai?

A. Official reason: cleaning marina beach and visiting orphanages.
True reason: Orru Suthi paaka...

2. Why there is a protest?

A. Fear of Radiation from the ship.

3. Who is staging the protest and why?

A. All peechankai parties are staging this protest for time pass and gain cheap publicity.

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Few things IT companies can take from USS nimitz.

Pros of having the office in oceans than in land.

1. No employee can leave the company without notice.
2. No poaching of man power by rival companies.
3. No Cab delays.
4. As the company as a whole travels around the world, onsite opportunity for all the employees is gaureenteed.
5. No need for HR Recruitment team on board.